Amsterdam has an interesting personality. The pot and sex tourism color the whole of the city center.

“Why do they have to play it up so much?” asks Jake, my friend from school who is interning with an NGO in Brussels and also the impetus for our trip to Benelux. “Why can’t it just be like, ‘pot and prostitution are legal here,’ and that’s it?”
Money, I imagine, if the swarms of hairy hippies humping their backpacks off the train with a wild excitement in their soon-to-be-glazed eyes are any indication of the scale of its share of this city’s tourism.
“I just think they’re selling themselves short,” Jake concludes.
“Not entirely my favorite city,” Julie agrees, as we dodge every conceivable form of transportation: bus, tram, taxi, construction truck, bike, bike with huge box on the front like a wheelbarrow with pedals, and bike rickshaw.
Our concierge in the hotel in Haarlem agrees. “You were in Amsterdam?” he asks us as we check out. When we nod, he snorts, “Sucks, doesn’t it?”
We visit the NEMO science museum (which looks like the prow of a huge ship sunk in the canal), hoping for an awesome toddler-geared exhibit. We are disappointed—first by the amount of kids there, then by the target age of about 8+. Aryn lacks the patience required by the exhibits, and we don’t linger. The VOC Amsterdam, an old Dutch East India ship collocated with the NEMO, is more exciting. Aryn, aka “captain Jessie,” a riff on her current adopted character from Toy Story, learns to fire a cannon, steer the ship, and cook and eat the hardtack and gruel enjoyed by the ship’s crew. The captain’s mess has roasted chickens and wine in bottles shaped to be very bottom-heavy. She loves it and doesn’t want to leave.
We walk. She falls asleep.
It turns out to take less time to walk back to the Centraal station from the NEMO than it did to ride the bus. Most of the city center is like that. Better, even, to take a bike, which we do later.
But Julie yet again proves her skill at locating the best cafĂ©. Note: in Amsterdam, “Coffee shops” sell pot, and cafes are cafes. We sit amidst a record market and watch old metalheads browse the vinyl discs for buried treasure. The sun, surprisingly blazing, kisses their grateful northern European skin. We came north to flee you, sun, but the breeze is cool and the Amstel cold and much is right in the world.
Our walk, unexpectedly, takes us through that staple Amsterdam walking experience: the Red Light District. Shine on, sun.
Julie gasps, “There’s a naked woman in that window!”
I smile. I’m happy she gets to see this, and I say “I’m happy.”
“You’re happy about this?” she asks, with her uncanny ability to cut through equivocation. “You think these girls are willing?”
Well some are, of course, but I remember that it was on a previous trip to Amsterdam that I was first awakened to the world of human trafficking.
“It’s got to be better here,” Jake offers, “with regulation, enforced condom use, access to healthcare…”
“Like using heroin from a clean needle, you mean?”
“No, I mean the regulation should keep the trafficking and exploitation side down.”
But when I stayed with the YWAM guys in the “Jesus loves you” building overlooking Centraal station and we discussed their ministry, they told me, “If a prostitute ever accepts Jesus, we have to get her out of town immediately, or she’ll be killed.”
And, in
fact, Amsterdam is one of the top destination cities in the world for human trafficking. While it is difficult to know which women initially chose to work in the sex industry, seventy-five percent of the prostitutes are foreign (most from countries identified as “source countries” in Eastern Europe, Africa, or Asia). Routine medical checkups are not required. The U.S. Department of State
confirms 909 trafficking victims in 2009 (that’s one for every 18,091 people in the country, as compared to 1 per 182,343 in the U.S. and 1 per 118,221 in Thailand), and in 2007 and 2008 the government prosecuted and convicted 152 traffickers with an average sentence of 15 years.
When a Christian organization called Scharlaken Koord (in English, the Scarlet Cord) surveyed 439 prostitutes they had contact with, 380 had been introduced into the business by a supposed “lover” or boyfriend. That sounds a great deal like the classic tale of a trafficking victim: an offer to a desperate citizen in a poor land that sounds too good to be true, and it is. Upon arrival in their promised land, they are informed of the massive debt they now owe (transportation and visa costs, etc.), and they must work off their debt however their captor demands. Usually this debt comes with crushing interest, making it impossible for the victim to ever pay down the debt at all, and they die in captivity. The two competing gangs of pimps in Amsterdam are known for seducing new talent into the profession, so one can conclude that the majority of the prostitutes here are, in fact, slaves. Roxanne, you DO have to sell your body to the night.
We walk.
The mood passes. We ride our bikes out of the Amsterdam of snickering pothead fantasies. We cross canal after canal, the houseboats quietly moored to city streets. Every street has a red bike lane, and we stay safely in our lane and accelerate. I hear Aryn over the wind and the traffic, “Be careful daddy! Mas dispacio.” We discover the magic of the Museumplein, a giant square surrounded by the Rijksmuseum and Van Gogh museum with huge “I amsterdam” letters we could climb on and a playground—plenty of people but plenty of space. We ride from there to the Vondelpark. A park within a great city is one of life’s finest things. The feeling not quite of herbs and stewed rabbit, but rather of calm amidst a lively chaos, of plunging beneath the surface in a waterpark, refreshes like an acre in the country never does (or, one wonders, never has to??).

Dinner under the NYSE and other financial buildings a few blocks from Centraal station is an urban dream. Initially unsure about the food, thinking a place with such incredible outdoor ambiance couldn’t excel also in the kitchen, we are surprised by an outstanding dinner of couscous salad, tomato and red pepper soup and a cheese plate with that rich, northern European bread. Also beer, and another order or two of fries (how many is that today?). Aryn chases the pigeons as we pass the plates around, savoring a fine meal in the mild evening air. Big banks, drugs, human trafficking, heaps of dreadlocked Rastas on the Haj, and I’m still in love with edgy Amsterdam.